Filipino hooker

Tyler texted me about five minutes ago, says this snow is going to blow like a Filipino hooker. Were expected to get 4 to 7 inches. Winds expected at 40 miles an hour Thursday. Momica and I are betting. She says the temperature will be above freezing by Jan. 15. I say the 22nd.

Winner receives neck rub.

Tom was in the bathroom this morning at 7 a.m. Thus, I entered work today with crazy hair ... Doubt anyone noticed, the newsroom was dark. Our editor Stephani was the only one, beside the advertising department, that was parked in their work area.

With cupped hands, I went to the restroom and doused my crazy hair with Creston water. Then used a clean shop rag to dry.

Haven't played Wii since Korey left.

Been weak this week, not sick but I tire easily. Only worked out once since Saturday. Momica went to Medicap to get me an antibiotic and picked up cough drops. (Shouldn't they be called anti-cough drops?)

News is over, soap operas are on.

Tom says, "Not happening."

Krejci is on his way to Dallas, he told me on the telephone earlier. Wish I would have asked him, what for? That will weigh on my mind.

Stormy and I are snowboarding Saturday. I suck. I think, she thinks, I'll pick it up quickly.

However ... I don't pick up new activities quickly.

Frostbite giving fungus

I'm in need of basketball shorts. Solid colored basketball shorts.

Rec league basketball begins in more than four days, less than two weeks. I know not of the exact day. Our team name, Carroll Chiropractic. Our shirts, maroon in color. Gabe shot a text to my cellular phone today asking sleeves or no sleeves.

Not a fan of sleeveless.

Bought new hoopin' shoes. They're black Nike Blue Chip, cost $90. Stormy believes when I wear them, I'm taller.

Tomorrow a youth wrestling meet is slated at the high school. Creston/O-M wrestling coach Darrell Frain and I waited in the lobby of thee DMV last week. He said 250 to 400 kids participate. What a disaster.

Reminds me, I have a $25 snow removal fine. As soon as Marsha sees me climbing the steps at the court house, she'll laugh. I told her at A&G (s) a couple Fridays's ago my hate of the snow removal tickets. I'm still sorting out whether I like knowing most everyone in this town. Something new ... ?

If so, not too far. Just a change in scenery.

The only scenery here is snow. Everyone is so aroused by the first snow. It's so pretty, they'll say. Isn't it so pretty Kyle?

No it's not pretty. Come back in three months, that first snow will still be frozen to the ground. Like an unwanted white, cold, frostbite-giving fungus, and will eat at your living spirit.